Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey embarked on a journey to the magical city of Further Further Away...
"Oh, my God, it's happening! It's really happening! Do you know what that means? I need a makeover. Get my arms yoked and my back jacked. My abs abd-ed. Maybe even tighten up my badonkadonk."
"No, definitely not. So what you're saying is..."
"Shrek and Donkey off on another—"
"No. Don't say it."
"Two stalwart friends..."
"That's not what this is!"
"On a whirlwind..."
"Donkey!"
"Big city..."
"Oww! I'm caked up like a friggin' bakery."
"Adventure."
"Wanna date a snowman?"
"Speed up, Shrek."
"You really can't help yourself, can ya?"
"Hell-to-the-no, I can't."
"Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends off on another whirlwind big city adventure."
"Oh. This is baa-aa-aad."
"Baby, come back. Any kind of fool could see."
"There was something in everything about you."
"Roxanne!"
"Donkey!"
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